Haruhi A.K.A. BEST FUCKING PIRATE ACTRIS EVER

Listen up, Winding Wayers! I have an announcement to make!

I, Haruhi Suzumiya, have discovered a MYSTERY! That's right, a mystery! And it's a pretty good mystery if I do say so!

So there I was, in the props closet. It was dark and cold, and raining! Well, not raining, but it was definitely dark! I often go there to... "take care" of the costumes. Yeah, that's it! Anyway, that's what I was doing today.

But you know, there's some pretty interesting things about some of these costumes. I've noticed it once before, like that time I tried cooking after wearing that chef costume. I swear my cooking totally got better! So, for fun, I decided to put it to the test today.

And behold! The mystery! I tried on the maid outfit and suddenly I felt the urge to pick up a broom. And when I did, I could actually sweep without breaking something! And then there was the waitress costume. I practiced holding plates, and I swear I could hold more than I can normally. I could actually be a real waitress at this rate. Then, the princess dress! ...Ok, that one was weird. I almost starting singing.

Isn't it a mystery? It definitely is! But I've already solved it! What to you guys think? Have you guessed it yet?

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Alright, it's magic! Definitely magic. It's subtle, but this won't escape the Great Haruhi Suzumiya's keen eye!

This might even be the answer to a greater mystery: why we're all so good at acting. The costumes are helping us embody the character! And I might have an idea of just where this magic is coming from~