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[22 June 2009, 23:03]

Listen up, Winding Wayers! I have an announcement to make!

I, Haruhi Suzumiya, have discovered a MYSTERY! That's right, a mystery! And it's a pretty good mystery if I do say so!

So there I was, in the props closet. It was dark and cold, and raining! Well, not raining, but it was definitely dark! I often go there to... "take care" of the costumes. Yeah, that's it! Anyway, that's what I was doing today.

But you know, there's some pretty interesting things about some of these costumes. I've noticed it once before, like that time I tried cooking after wearing that chef costume. I swear my cooking totally got better! So, for fun, I decided to put it to the test today.

And behold! The mystery! I tried on the maid outfit and suddenly I felt the urge to pick up a broom. And when I did, I could actually sweep without breaking something! And then there was the waitress costume. I practiced holding plates, and I swear I could hold more than I can normally. I could actually be a real waitress at this rate. Then, the princess dress! ...Ok, that one was weird. I almost starting singing.

Isn't it a mystery? It definitely is! But I've already solved it! What to you guys think? Have you guessed it yet?

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Alright, it's magic! Definitely magic. It's subtle, but this won't escape the Great Haruhi Suzumiya's keen eye!

This might even be the answer to a greater mystery: why we're all so good at acting. The costumes are helping us embody the character! And I might have an idea of just where this magic is coming from~

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[info]tiny_tinker_toy

2009-06-23 03:13 am (UTC)

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So I'm not the only one who felt like dancing in that gypsy costume, or like seriously kicking some butt in that Random Samurai #45 outfit for the Steel Samuari?
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[info]bestpirateevar

2009-06-23 03:15 am (UTC)

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Definitely not! There's something going on here, and I'm close to uncovering the truth!
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[info]tiny_tinker_toy

2009-06-23 03:19 am (UTC)

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Really? Who do you think is enchanting our costumes?
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[info]fatherofcute

2009-06-23 03:27 am (UTC)

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Our costumes are enchanted? That's not safe!
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[info]bestpirateevar

2009-06-23 03:31 am (UTC)

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What? No way, it's awesome!
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[info]fatherofcute

2009-06-23 03:35 am (UTC)

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What if you wear a pirate-ninja-assassin-zombie costume?!
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[info]madhattersophie

2009-06-23 03:33 am (UTC)

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How odd! I certainly didn't notice anything like that about the costumes while I was fixing them.
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[info]bestpirateevar

2009-06-23 03:36 am (UTC)

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Did you fix all of them?
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[info]madhattersophie

2009-06-23 03:41 am (UTC)

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Well, all of the ones that have been mentioned, so far, I think, yes. The chef and maid and princess outfits for the I Want to Be Your Canary production, the samurai for the last Steel Samurai....

But I haven't fixed all of the costumes in there, so I don't know.
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[info]drinkitlovelife

2009-06-23 03:50 am (UTC)

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That's awesome! Do you think it applies just to the ones in the closet? I haven't let anyone touch my Milky Rose costume, and I don't feel any different with it on.
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[info]bestpirateevar

2009-06-23 07:40 pm (UTC)

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I'm pretty sure it's only the ones in the props closet. Since you take care of your own costume, with no one else touching it, then that also means you're not the culprit! But there are people (besides me) who deal with the costumes a lot. Oh ho, I'm definitely getting closer to solving this mystery!
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[info]hardcoreparfait

2009-06-23 04:00 am (UTC)

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Ah. No wonder I feel more womanly in a kimono. I knew there was something strange that day...
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[info]bestpirateevar

2009-06-23 07:43 pm (UTC)

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Was it one of the costumes from the props closet?
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[info]right_hand_cat

2009-06-23 04:18 am (UTC)

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Wait... you mean you all didn't already know some of the costumes were magical?
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[info]bestpirateevar

2009-06-23 07:44 pm (UTC)

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Eh??? You noticed it beforehand? Why didn't you tell anyone!?

I just wanted to make sure I had a good basis before announcing all this!
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[info]haplessmedic

2009-06-23 04:24 am (UTC)

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...you can't sweep without breaking things?
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[info]bestpirateevar

2009-06-23 07:45 pm (UTC)

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Hey! It could have been that that glass broke itself! It wasn't like I was trying to break it! It just happened!
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[info]prettyflyguy

2009-06-23 05:53 am (UTC)

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Wow! That's incredible! Do you know where the enchantment is coming from? Those costumes could be the perfect opportunity to research a breakthrough in magitech--if we could only harness the same frequencies in, say, specially made magitech accessories...
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[info]bestpirateevar

2009-06-23 07:48 pm (UTC)

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I have an idea of who it could have been... but as a detective I must confirm my suspicions before announcing the culprit!

But I don't know how it works. All of that sounds really cool but way too technical. You'll have to ask the culprit when I find them!
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[info]but_inevitable

2009-06-23 06:54 pm (UTC)

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Are you sure you're just not crazyreally good at getting into character?
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[info]bestpirateevar

2009-06-23 07:36 pm (UTC)

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You'd know if you put on these costumes! I should add, I tried on some of the other costumes and nothing. It's not every single one that gives you the feeling, but the ones that do could be extremely beneficial!
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[info]flailingbento

2009-06-24 12:23 am (UTC)

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Maybe this explains why I was even able to talk wearing that stupid canary dress.

And how did I not notice this?
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[info]smallandawesome

2009-06-24 01:17 am (UTC)

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That sounds amazing and fun to try out!
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[info]d_luffymonkey

2009-06-24 02:07 am (UTC)

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There's magic in the costumes?? AWESOME!
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[info]bestpirateevar

2009-06-24 02:08 am (UTC)

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Yeah! It is awesome! You should try one of them on!
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